Watching some monty Python on IFC and eating a bagel before I start my Game of Thrones marathon.

Mary told me to go to sleep while she goes to take a shower. But you know what? I DO WHAT I WANT.

you can’t see my hair right now, but if you could, you would laugh so hard. dat shit is EVERYWHERE.

I was trying to get Mary to make that face but she wouldn’t and then she made me laugh and what is even happening.

open mic night

what a great night

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I was feeding her poptarts and he almost took my hand off

;u;

basically this is me 10 years from now

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Okay. It hasn’t even been a month since my last hair cut. When I got it cut, the back & around my ears were shaved. My bangs were cut above my eyebrows, and now they’re well over my eyes.

This is ridiculous.

When I started working with this horse, she was the size of a barrel. Now, she’s a solid wall of muscle. It’s ridiculous.

Look at us being all crazy and junk.

I’m so proud of her. ;u;

Tonight was date night with Mary and I wore a bowtie.

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